Author: Old Man With Candy

Baby, it’s cold outside. That famous line is, of course, a prelude to rape. This is known. Avoid rape by reading the links.

As I gaze out on my ice and snow covered back yard and glimpse the frightening number on the thermometer, I give thanks that all I have to do this morning is throw some links together from the warmth of my couch. And all you kind Glibs have to do is provide amusing commentary.

Sloopy is dealing with piss-soaked kids. I will not ask if it’s his or theirs. Either way, I’ll jump in with an emergency stopgap.

Sloopy: “Yeahhhh, we’re a little short-handed and need you to come in on Tuesday. Oh, and Wednesday, too. Yeahhhh. That’d be great.”

Because we’re a professional organization with highly paid writing talent, we sorta forgot to arrange to have someone cover links today. No worries, that’s why Yahweh chose (((us))).

OMWC is in a fine mood, having seen the Ravens barely beat up a tard. Alcohol was involved. Yayyy us!!!1!!1!

Wherein the Old Man tries to figure out how he ended up being the one to do the morning links on weekends.

I’m jumping in with links while Sloopy is… on the links.

BrettL is a creative guy. When it comes to excuses. So, (((gentleman))) that I am, I have stepped in to toss out links.

Sometimes, it’s like I just phone it in. Sated with sweet, sweet Glibertarian lucre (our merch sales have netted us almost $32!), I’m just not motivated. Ah well. Here’s links anyway.