I have no idea why I’m awake this early, but as long as I am, let’s take a cynical view of the news.

Once again, our brave Federal law enforcement heroes have thwarted a terror plot. One which was hatched by an ineffectual loon, and encouraged, enabled, and abetted by… our brave Federal law enforcement heroes.

Another one of Obama’s wars is nearly at its third birthday. Oh wait, it’s not really a war, we just send “advisers.”  And weapons. And provide logistics. And Special Forces. And… I think I’ve seen this movie before.

The Left continues to pimp for extending the War On Drugs because this time, it’s the wrong sort of people involved. You know, rural white people. THEY’RE FUCKING UP OUR STATISTICS! Putting them in cages seems only fair.

There has long been an affinity between the Chinese and Jews- they share a strong cultural affinity for family, education, commerce, entrepreneurship, and tribal loyalty. And the Chinese, taking note of what’s happening in both the US academic world and the active government discouragement of business innovation in traditional areas like Silicon Valley, are reciprocating (((our))) love for moo goo gai pan. Hat Tip to Chafed (and gaslight as well).

Old Guy music time! This was from a fascinating album- how would Stephen Foster’s classic American songs sound if arranged and played in the modern folk style? The answer is that they’re great songs in the sense of being timeless and adaptable. It was a clever idea, and Nathan Edwards is talented enough to pull it off.