I’m on something of a travel jag for work (this time to the wilds of coastal MA and RI), so can’t devote time to educating the goyim this week. So as a sop and apology, here’s alcohol-fueled sex. And a place for you anti-semeets to drop comments. I’ll make it up to you with a Least Loved Bible Tale next week, m’kay? This time from Genesis 19.

Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to bang. Let’s get him drunk and fuck the living bejeesus out of him. We’ll get pregnant, so what could possibly go wrong?”

That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and banged him hard. He was totally in blackout mode, so I suppose this was rape. Not that he minded.

The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I fucked Daddy. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and take your turn with Daddy Dick.” So they got Lot drunk again, and the younger daughter took sloppy seconds. Again he was completely out of it, but nutted anyway.

So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites, which explains why they look like the McPoyles. The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi; he is the father of the somewhat retarded Ammonites (from the Semitic word for “extra toes”).

I’ll Jew the hell out of you next week, promise.