It’s a veritable litany of horrors today. Horrors, I tell you, interspersed with outrages. How’s that for a lead in?

The Chinese air force flew dangerously close to US aircraft, zooming in front of them, doing a series of random turns, and slowing down. In other words, it was just like driving through the parking lot at a 99 Ranch.

OK, we know that the press is thriving off ginned up outrage regarding The Guy Who Isn’t Hillary, but this time, it really IS an outrage! I can’t imagine anything more horrific! 

With all the birther idiocy during the Obama years, it’s become evident that they missed the most obvious one: he wasn’t Kenyan or Indonesian or whatever, OBAMA WAS RUSSIAN!

What does a particularly loathsome sycophant do when he’s out of a job? Apparently artless and ineffective trolling. Don’t worry, Petey, you don’t have to do anything actually useful, those pension checks will keep comin’.

And on a personal note, SP and I have been binge-watching Season 5 of Veep. And laughing hysterically, and not just because we’re drunk. Has there ever been a better and more accurate political TV show? What struck us is that, although this season was written and filmed long before the, uhhh, nonlinear events of the 2016 presidential election, the prescience is often spooky.