Hey, what a snazzy title! Well, SP and I will be drinking heavily tonight to celebrate 13 days of the Glibertarian madness. I assume all y’all will be doing the same, with the Colorado and West Coast folks taking my advice to smoke ’em when you got ’em. Feds incoming!

After much dithering about which identity group to honor, the Dems punted and went with the money. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Perez. First Runner-Up Keith Ellison, the former Farrakhan acolyte and apologist, gets a “deputy” title as a consolation prize.

How cheaply are people willing to sell any last remnant of privacy? About $40 a month. This just creeped me out beyond belief.

OK, this is creepier. The imminent autobiography of Rachel Dolezal. “The only work she has been offered is reality TV, and porn.” (h/t to Invisible Furry Hand, because by god, we give hat tips where deserved!)

Finally, just so you can get your fix of transgender puzzlement, I gift you with this.