::pours beer out for Bobby “The Brain” Heenan::

OK, now we can start the links.

Down to the last two weeks or so of the regular season in MLB and things are settling…a little bit. The Astros are winning again and clinched the AL West. The Dodgers and Nats played a potential NLCS preview and the Dodgers got the better of it. The Cubs are playing well and are close to locking down the NL Central. The Indians finally lost but then immediately started another win streak. And the AL East is just kinda there with the Red Sox not playing too bad but the Yanks matching them and still sitting a few games back. The Twinks are holding a tenuous 2 game lead for the final AL Wild Card spot and on the senior circuit, the Rockies sit 2.5 games above the Brew Crew.

In college football, Clemson took it to Louisville. Tennessee watched Florida Hail Mary Butch Jones to the super-hot seat. (Just kidding. That probably cost him his job.) Texas forgot how to defend the end of a half…twice, and lost to USC in overtime because of it. The Buckeyes righted the ship a little against Army. Oklahoma rolled. UCLA shit the bed. The Cal Golden Bears (hello, Playa Manhattan) beat Ole Miss as they prepare for USC to come to town. And Vandy beat Kansas State, and possibly the nicest coach in college sports. I’d love to give a Florida State update to the Seminoles out there. And I will if they ever decide to play again.

The NFL had a second weekend filled with boring games. Ravens over the woeful Browns. Panthers over the Bills in an offensive shitshow. Cards rally to top the Colts and avoid an 0-2 start. Titans top the Jaguars. The Chefs top the Iggles. The Patriots drilled the Saints, and the AP/NO relationship is not looking healthy. Da Bears got pasted by the Buccaneers. The Dolphins topped the Chargers. The Raiders continue to impress by grounding the Jets. The Cowboys looked like dogshit while getting hammered at Denver. The Seahawks topped the 49ers in a game America could have done without. The STILLERS tore the Vikings a new asshole. As did the Falcons to the Packers.

I’m sure you guys and gals would rather talk about the Emmys, so I’ll end my weekend sports recap and get on with…the links!

Trump has picked someone to sit on the Federal Election Commission that believes people should be able to spend their money on political speech anonymously. Salon shits its pants at the prospect. I guess they prefer the days of a weaponized IRS and a government that leaks donor information to groups from their “team” so people can chill political expression.

Emmys host, Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert was so stunning and brave at the Emmys last night. I know its a shock that he dwelled incessantly on Trump, but it happened. Meanwhile, America watched football.

More rioting/protesting in St. Louis over the weekend. Destroying those businesses sure will show those crooked cops and the rigged justice system. ::smdh::

Marijuana legalization movements in Massachusetts are hitting roadblocks at every turn. And here I thought it was yokels in the south that were holding it back.

Scout Schultz

Georgia Tech police shoot knife-wielding student in bizarre encounter. The student has died after police shot “them.”

Cops dey don arrest another man in London boom-boom attack. Hey, it would almost seem like they had the guys in their sights before the attack.  Is it ok to say that?

I don’t know if you’re ready for this. But your kids are gonna love it.

Get a good start too the week, friends. That’s what I’m gonna try to do.