SO much for avoiding the sweep.  The Twins weren’t able to convert on decent field position and were held to a pair of field goals while the Astros put a couple touchdowns on the board and a late field goal of their own to win 17-6.  Meanwhile, the Penguins curb-stomped the Predators in the third period to take a 2-0 series lead as the Stanley Cup Finals got a little chippy in Game 2 as the officials forgot what cross-checking, slashing and spearing were. Half of the after-whistle play looked like they were reenacting some old Flyers Broad Street Bullies action.  Not much else in the sports world, unless you want to talk about a hilarious dashcam video. Or perhaps the expected reaction to a pretty idiotic statement. Oh yeah, the NBA Finals starts tonight too. I forgot, what with the ridiculously long break after the conference finals.

Whew.  You got all that? Good.  Because now we can get down to business with…the links!

National Review bends all the way over and shoves head up its own ass. There’s a place for federalism, dumbasses. A very clearly written constitutional amendment isn’t one of them. I wonder if they feel the same about the 1A?

Florida’s next state senator?

Florida Man does politics the only way Florida Man knows how to. By the power of Grayskull, I hope this dude wins.

In the latest brave and stunning move by a reporter to date… Oh, by the way I think the word you’re looking for in the dictionary is “alleged”, whoever wrote this.

Desperate to remain in the public eye, has-been politician makes obvious statement. Media jumps to wrong conclusion. Of course they had help…from your campaign manager’s inability to resist a phishing scam.  And probably from Seth Rich as well, whose murder was inexplicably not caught on one of the myriad video cameras dotting the area where he was killed, his killer was not spotted, the police never asked area businesses to review their footage in the immediate time surrounding the shooting and his laptop still remains in the possession of authorities even though it was allegedly a mugging gone wrong.  But I digress.

Grandstanders gonna grandstand.

Covfefe FTW!

There were quite a few Team Blue fans doing their best to ensure a permanent GOP majority in wake of Beheadgate (I’m seeing if I can make that a thing) in the comments. (TW: Salon going full Salon. Tread lightly.)

And lastly, I’m glad to finally see a reasonable reaction from a leftist writer over the whole “covfefe” thing. LOL, just kidding. This dude went 100 mph in the opposite direction from “reasonable”.

There’s a lot of people that the title to this applies.