It’s been a good day, people.  Let’s see what’s going on in the world…

The Hair and Zoolander do a little dance at their first joint presser. Both note the differences in policies and vow to work through them.  Huh, almost sounds like what responsible adults do when they interact in the real world.

Sure, its gratuitous. But it's still topical!

Emily Ratajkowski, brave defender of Melania’s honor

The New York Times has reprimanded a reporter for calling Melania Trump a hooker at a New York fashion week event over the weekend.  They won’t say who the reporter is although Emily Ratajkowski made the comments public.

Somebody other than CNN and Alex Jones is about to seriously cash in on fake news.

The LA Metro is hemorrhaging ridership and the LA Times wants to know how to reverse it.

Like father like son in a very bad way.  Jerry Sandusky, of Penn State child rape notoriety, has a son that was arrested for…you guessed it.