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The Continuing Awesome Adventures of Secret Nazi President!!11!1! Volume 16

Posted by BakedPenguin | May 14, 2017 | Comic, Satire, Secret Nazi President | 63

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  1. Ken Shultz on May 14, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    I think I may have dated Consuela for a while.

    A real SJW communist, but she wore it well.

    • Floridaman on May 14, 2017 at 8:40 pm

      Did you break up after she kept demanding more lemon pledge?

      • Caput Lupinum on May 14, 2017 at 9:34 pm

        Noooo…

    • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 11:49 pm

      No worries Ken. Some things are more forgivable than others.

    • juris imprudent on May 16, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      Ironic that a SJW communist would have two right hands. NTTATWT (so far as I know – perhaps that makes for a very interesting handjob).

  2. The Elite Elite on May 14, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    Another excellent piece BP. When you’ve made enough, are you going to publish a collection for sell?

    • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      I’d like to make “Newsish” a Youtube channel.

      • The Elite Elite on May 14, 2017 at 10:39 pm

        I’d subscribe to that.

        • Swiss Servator on May 15, 2017 at 7:45 am

          Seconded.

    • Mythical Libertarian Woman on May 14, 2017 at 11:54 pm

      I’ve been sending them to my mom and she keeps asking me when a collection is coming out. She’d buy it in half a second.

      • BakedPenguin on May 15, 2017 at 1:02 am

        I keep a collection here. This may also be good if you look at these on your phones, as I separate the pictures into fewer units. It’s a repository site, not meant to be a primary place of viewing. I do want to be part of the Glib community.

        That said, if I ever start a YouTube channel, I might ask for her support.

      • BakedPenguin on May 15, 2017 at 1:03 am

        Note: some of my previous comics are a bit more risque than I’d have here.

  3. Zunalter on May 14, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    I think this is the first one of these that I have read, but damn, did I laugh a lot.

  4. DEG on May 14, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Those rascal scooters are pretty cool.

    • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 10:26 pm

      I was waiting for someone to say that.

  5. Gilmore on May 14, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    “its been a true fact of our belief…”

    once again, bravo

  6. Gilmore on May 14, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    I think i’ve read “ovey wu whims” a few times now, and i’m still not sure what that’s about. other than maybe a late-blooming speech impediment.

    • Old Man With Candy on May 14, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      Secret Nazi code.

      • Gilmore on May 14, 2017 at 9:53 pm

        Oh, I know this one. = “There are no good basketball players“

        • Gilmore on May 14, 2017 at 9:55 pm

          (sigh)

          white. white basketball players. this is how spies get killed.

    • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      1/5 of vodka

  7. Suthenboy on May 14, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    I just saw this report on tv. Some Dem hack ranting on about the TrumPutin connection that we all know is there but cant find evidence of because wiley secret nazi president fired Comey. Comey was getting too close. thats how it works, right? The FBI director single-handedly runs the investigation, take him out and ‘poof’ the whole thing goes away.

    Lots of bitching about how Trump fired him because, you know, opposition party legislators get some say in that.

    • straffinrun on May 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

      “I’m pretty sure Suthen is running moonshine.”
      “Do you have any proof?”
      “Yes, but I can’t show it to you.”
      “Well, then what do you want?”
      “A special prosecutor with power to look for anything illegal or immoral he may have ever done.”
      “I thought you were concerned about moonshining?”
      “I’ll take whatever I can get.”

    • Akira on May 15, 2017 at 6:05 am

      “cant find evidence of because wiley secret nazi president fired Comey.”

      I like how “progressives” think that this firing was a scheme to keep Comey quiet, as if it wouldn’t just piss him off and embolden him to blab everything he knows to the media (who would drool over the chance to have him trash Trump on air) and write some scandalous tell-all book.

  8. straffinrun on May 14, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Popular Vote President. Still raises a chuckle.

  9. The Elite Elite on May 14, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    Oh man. Just for fun I went back to “the other site” and looked at some comments. (Well, in the first story I could find that had double digit comments). Someone over there is still salty over the mass exodus, trying to tell someone posting wrongthink about open borders that they need to follow us Glibs and leave. Truly sad. There are so few commenters over there anymore, but they can still afford to get rid of more.

    • CZmacure on May 15, 2017 at 4:16 am

      I went over there and saw a comment thread with over 200 comments in it…

      … 175 of them were Sevo and Michael Hihn freaking out at each other.

      • Swiss Servator on May 15, 2017 at 7:47 am

        A derpnado?

  10. Akira on May 14, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    I’m a bit disappointed that Secret Nazi President wasn’t pictured in the final frame holding a cone with two scoops of ice cream.

    • straffinrun on May 14, 2017 at 10:16 pm

      Or two scoops of anything.

    • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      There were two scoops in the second to last frame, you ungrateful Akira.

      • Gilmore on May 14, 2017 at 10:52 pm

        Only now did i realize that secret nazi president has been doing the “White Power” OK-sign for months before the general public became aware of its significance

        and that newish seems to only hire people with obviously-exaggeratedly-ethnic sounding names.

        Its like an onion-of-symbolism. multiple onions.

        • The Elite Elite on May 14, 2017 at 10:58 pm

          He is a Secret Nazi afterall. Of course he’s all about white power!

        • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 11:05 pm

          I think ‘layering’ is a good thing. Small chewy bits thrown in add interest.

        • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 11:58 pm

          Also, if you’re really bored someday, check out what some of those names mean in their native languages, Some are just as you described, due to the Affirmative Action hiring processes at Newsish, but then…

          • Gustave Lytton on May 15, 2017 at 12:11 am

            Hey Lacarina!

            *does twenty year old pop dance*

          • Gilmore on May 15, 2017 at 12:40 am

            if you’re really bored someday, check out what some of those names mean in their native languages,

            I’ve done this for every one since the day you started. most i can roughly-translate on sight, but occasionally I will cross-reference.

            your efforts do not go unappreciated.

        • thrakkorzog on May 15, 2017 at 4:58 am

          Well Ana Ng, is a realistic name, and I kind of have a crush on her.

    • BakedPenguin on May 15, 2017 at 1:53 am

      “I’m a bit disappointed that Secret Nazi President wasn’t pictured in the final frame holding a cone with two scoops of ice cream.”

      Only found out about this now. Yes, retarded press.

      • Fatty Bolger on May 15, 2017 at 8:52 am

        I was ignorant of that latest “scandal” until now. Holy shit, these people are stupid.

  11. Ryan on May 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    Those obese flyover-state Monster Rascal Scooter riding rubes appear to be hogging the sun’s rays with their exorbitant gravitational attraction.

    • The Elite Elite on May 14, 2017 at 10:59 pm

      You mean they’re tanning over their fair share?

  12. Francisco d'Anconia on May 14, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    RIP Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner

    • Pan Zagloba on May 14, 2017 at 10:40 pm

      Son of a bitch, he wasn’t old enough!

      He was great as Phil Marlowe, Southern Comfort was awesome, and now I learn he played General Chuikov? Damn, I gotta figure out how to dig that up.

  13. BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Sorry, dudes and dudettes. I sent in 3 or 4 replacement panels and still missed a few typos. Too much booze too early.

    • Pan Zagloba on May 14, 2017 at 10:51 pm

      Thank you for that small insight into your creative process! It explains so much.

      Also, it’s a work of genius, pls don’t tinker too much.

    • Gilmore on May 14, 2017 at 10:55 pm

      you’re just frightened we’re getting closer to cracking the secret code, arent you

      • BakedPenguin on May 14, 2017 at 11:08 pm

        Meet my new character…

        • Francisco d'Anconia on May 14, 2017 at 11:18 pm

          I prefer this one

  14. egould310 on May 14, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    Excellent, bp. Thanks.

  15. one true athena on May 14, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    “semi-beloved” haha.

    Double secret super-duper nazi thumbs up.

  16. Gustave Lytton on May 15, 2017 at 12:03 am

    Nice making Arkansas the flyover state. I seem to remember a couple from Arkansas but I can’t quite remember their names. It’s on the tip of my tongue.

    • KSuellington on May 15, 2017 at 12:21 am

      Bob and Helen Walton?

      • KSuellington on May 15, 2017 at 12:23 am

        Sam and Helen.

    • BakedPenguin on May 15, 2017 at 12:35 am

      I actually worked for insurance operations dealing with my company’s Little Rock branch. I met the underwriters, and others who worked there. They were not stupid people. The contempt the coastal elites have for middle America is one of their most despicable features.

      • KSuellington on May 15, 2017 at 12:58 am

        Part of the reason that we have a Secret Nazi President is because of that blatant contempt. Living right here in coastal central I can’t really blame middle America. They really deserved a middle finger.

      • wdalasio on May 15, 2017 at 5:07 am

        The contempt the coastal elites have for middle America is one of their most despicable features.

        Here’s the thing, though. Are they really, in any meaningful sense, “elites”? I mean, for a few bucks in wardrobe and a few hours in briefing, it would be amazingly easy to get a reasonably intelligent redneck high school graduate to pass as one of these people. I have yet to see any clear or convincing evidence that these “elites” are better educated, more worldly, more knowledgeable, or more cultured than the people they’re looking down their noses at. They simply adopt a uniform attitude and script.

        • The Hyperbole on May 15, 2017 at 6:33 am

          It isn’t that they are “more” knowledgeable etc. it’s that they have other knowledge etc. They know about Broadway plays and the arts, you rubes know about NASCAR and can sing three generations of Hank Williams songs. And the sneering goes both ways, look at all the shit a certain well-haired reporter got for admitting he didn’t know how to change a flat tire, Look at how many country songs are about the superiority of country living. Perhaps the snobs are the ones pushing it, and the rubes are mostly just poking fun, but I see more people acting offended now where as they used to just laugh it off.

          • wdalasio on May 15, 2017 at 8:36 am

            They know about Broadway plays and the arts, you rubes know about NASCAR and can sing three generations of Hank Williams songs.

            Uh, yeah. I’m a New York City Redneck Financial Quant. LOL!

            The truth of the matter is that so many of my cohort don’t know theater or art or literature or history. That’s why I said a reasonably intelligent redneck high school graduate could pass with a basic briefing and style makeover. This isn’t the days of the Algonquin Roundtable or Churchill and Nancy Astor trading barbs at one another. I seriously suspect that if I were to mention Aeneas and Dido in a college literature department, they’d think I was talking about an R&B power couple.

          • wdalasio on May 15, 2017 at 8:38 am

            I’d also add that a good many of the writers here have met or beaten the writing standard of that well-coifed journalist. And they can fix a flat.

      • Akira on May 15, 2017 at 6:00 am

        “The contempt the coastal elites have for middle America is one of their most despicable features.”

        And when these “elites” let the mask slip – like Hillary did with her “deplorables” remark – they’re baffled and outraged when these rural Americans go and vote for the other guy.

  17. thrakkorzog on May 15, 2017 at 4:10 am

    Why don’t PA coal miners want to take up tech jobs where they get to compete against Indian tech support?

    They’re a bunch of racist crackers that’s why.

  18. Fatty Bolger on May 15, 2017 at 9:25 am

    Great job as usual, BP.

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