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I’m pretty sure Adderall is the best stone for anyone studying
adderall and a joint= spring cleaning.
“Yellow Calcite” is just homemade Adderall without all those synthetic blue dyes. They’re not organic, you know.
You laugh, but that was part of the draw of molly over ecstasy a few years back
$49tt?
/fry meme
What are the commenters going to do when they find out that your avatar is an actual photo of you?
I’ve found Taco Bell is usually the best for cleansing.
It’s an ethnic cleansing
Nice!
The sawdust they use as an extender is also a great adsorbent.
Man, my energy has been a bit dusty lately. Is Yellow Calcite a high maintenance mind stone? I don’t want to have to constantly leave it on a bed of clear quartz to cleanse it’s aura.
*bundles up some sage cut with a copper sickle under a full moon, smudges the corners of Glibertarians*
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
“What manner of man are you to make fire with no flint or tinder?” – Crow T. Robot voice…
A man learned in the ways of primitive technology
I was going to write a snarky response, but I literally have no fucking clue what you’re saying, so I can’t respond in kind.
ask him what sign he is, then change your perception of his personality based on his answer?
Feminism is a Cancer
Am I doing this right?
There’s water on my shirt now.
“Hehe, I don’t really believe in astrology but it can be fun. What’s your sign?”
“Let’s not do this it always ends badly.”
“How bad can it be? What’s your sign?”
“Aquarius.”
“Oh…”
DATE ENDS
It’s like you’ve been near me when I go on dates.
*smudges the corners of trashy’s can*
Euphemism?
Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can!
He was so good back then.
What are all of these fucking smudges all over the place???
***sighs, gets out rag on a stick***
So…..you’re actually Phil Jackson?
I had a couple of New Agey neighbors for about 10 years back in the oughts and holy shit did I get sick of the smell of sage (and I love the smell of sage, going back to childhood). I have never come across two people in such constant need of “cleansing” their “negative energies.”
The amount of wheatgrass they went through was just stunning.
This reminds me of a case I’m currently involved in. Standard business partnership goes bad except the business is a “health and wellness” center. One of the business assets is a machine that can read your energy and determine what supplements you must have to function properly (which of course the store sells and it only recommends supplements the store sells).
Oh god, what’s the device called? I work at a doctor’s office that mostly does standard physical medicine/rehab, but the boss loves his wacky new age health stuff so we’ll randomly have brain optimization things or healing lasers floating around.
You’ve got FRICKEN FLOATING LASERS?!! Your boss is Dr. Evil, isn’t he?
I actually want one of those brain wave trainers. I know they don’t work, but if I ever stroke out, maybe it will keep my family from worrying that I’m not actually brain dead.
Biofeedback is a novelty, but interesting.
There’ve been some awkward conversations along the lines of
Me: “Is this making us any money?”
Boss: “Yeah, we have paying clients”
Me: “No, has this gotten anywhere near even paying for itself?”
Accounting lady: *coughs uncomfortably* “No, not even close”
It’s called a…Zytoscan.
Huh, I wonder if it’s pushed by a particular supplement provider or if they just made a point of pairing off specific supplements with a particular providers merch.
Not something we have lying around the office, but it wouldn’t surprise me.
There are several big name supplement companies in the natural health remedy game that have transferred the appropriate amount of funds to be compatible with the Zytoscan.
God damn it. I knew I should’ve gone to shaman school.
*returns to editing allopathic medical reports*
Does the Zytoscan keep the bears away?
Asking for Jesse.
Can that be like a value sink? Sure, I’ll take that, but you have to give me an extra $10k.
An e-meter?
In Dungeons and Dragons, I once found a magic pearl which gave me an extra Wisdom point. But then I crushed it to use in a spell, and I lost the point. I complained to the DM, who said it wasn’t my fault if I couldn’t realize the pearl was the source of my extra wisdom (hadn’t I heard of Pearls of Wisdom?).
I realize that if it was a magic pearl it should have been crushable.
Oh, well.
I realize that if it was a magic peral it should *not* have been crushable.
Let me wait a couple minutes before posting this correction, the software seems funny that way.
We aren’t going to turn into LewRockwell.com now are we?
/starts drafting article titled Abraham Lincoln: War Criminal.
Drafting? Dude, there are dozens of them you could just lift from somewhere else online.
water purification tablets and GOLD! Buy here today!
that was more a. jones wasn’t it.
Had a patient at the hospital where I used to work who developed liver cancer. One of the other patients helped him pray it away. I will be damned if after his next checkup the damned tumor was gone. Everyone at the hospital went nuts over that, talked about the miracle for over a year.
A year after I had left there I ran into one of my former workmates. I asked about the patient, how he was doing etc.
Captain – “Oh, he died.”
Me – “Oh, thats a shame. What happened to him?”
Captain – “Liver cancer.”
Oddly no one seemed to remember their hysterical belief in miracles and fleeting endorsements for praying away deadly diseases.
Most people have a very difficult time telling the difference between reality and the imaginary world in their head.
If they hadn’t stopped praying for him, he might still be here today.
I am reminded of Mother Theresa.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Teresa#Miracle_and_beatification
Looking to charge my crystal with some buds. Really need some positive energy
This isn’t Craigslist Casual Encounters m4m, GliTTer
Forgot where I was. Running low on positive energy will do that.