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THE CONTINUING AWESOME ADVENTURES OF SECRET NAZI PRESIDENT!!11!1! VOL. 5: TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

Posted by BakedPenguin | Mar 19, 2017 | Comic, Fun, Satire, Secret Nazi President | 85

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  1. Tonio on March 19, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    Oh, a double-long feature for Sunday, nice. Great episode.

  2. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    As a generic baby hater, I can only say, “Good riddance!”

  3. Somalian Road Corporation on March 19, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    Going to repost to make sure BakedPenguin sees how my fellow AZ residents are also becoming woke to living in the Trumpenreich of the secret Nazi President:

    A menacing Donald Trump is gazing down on Phoenix’s Grand Avenue.

    The president is flanked by mushroom clouds and swastikas configured like dollar signs.

    “I think a lot of people are feeling this way and I’m just trying to express what I think is on a lot of people’s minds these days,” the billboard’s artist, Karen Fiorito, said Friday in an interview from her California home.

    “Something that really concerned us was this idea of a dictatorship where things were going in a certain direction.”

    But look closely at the mushroom clouds and you’ll see clown faces. There’s a Russian flag on Trump’s lapel.

    • BakedPenguin on March 19, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Yeah, I saw that. It’s hard to do satire or parody when real life is constantly outstripping your most outlandish ideas.

  4. DEG on March 19, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Excellent!

    The Mexican weatherbabe and “groundbreaking program where college students lecture homeless men about their privilege” were the highest points for me.

    • Swiss Servator on March 19, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Seconded. Top notch work on this one.

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Indeed. I hope Maria Bonita is a recurring reporter too.

    • Pi Guy on March 19, 2017 at 4:40 pm

      I just want ask more about alto-nimbus clouds. Spanish weather is hot!

  5. DEG on March 19, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    “Mr. Frank Barney” – Barney Frank reference?

    • BakedPenguin on March 19, 2017 at 4:15 pm

      Yeah, I couldn’t think of anything actually witty at that point.

  6. westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    Which Glib commenter is Frank Barney? I know I have read that fish reference before.

    • Swiss Servator on March 19, 2017 at 4:18 pm

      There was a Knarf Yenrab at HyR.

      • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 4:26 pm

        Did he speak of eating bad fish rather than sodomizing it? I am kidding, I have never heard that, it just sounds like something one of the degenerates around here would say.

        • Swiss Servator on March 19, 2017 at 5:29 pm

          Most likely, yes.

  7. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    I just ordered a new carburetor for my 914. A fake-Weber 38mm double pumper, to replace the fake-Weber 32/36 progressive [i’m running a 2 liter bus motor in it, so put that in your pipe and smoke it. Haters, start your hatinz] .

    Thanks, Secret Nazi President!

    • DOOMco on March 19, 2017 at 4:28 pm

      That’ll be a nice upgrade!

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 4:28 pm

      Bus motor as in VW bus?

    • Gilmore on March 19, 2017 at 4:29 pm

      my 914

      (represses jealously harder)

      I know they’re not expensive, but i retain a bizarre lust for those little things.

      i’m running a 2 liter bus motor in it

      i heard there was a bizarre range of potential options for motors to stick in that thing. whats the most popular? Like a 1990s subaru engine?

      • DOOMco on March 19, 2017 at 4:33 pm

        Yea, most of the old boxer engines get updated to 95+ subaru 2.2 or 2.5’s. VW bugs make for a cheap base to throw a wrx/sti motor in!

  8. Gilmore on March 19, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    I encourage this comic strip to go further and further into non-sequitur-territory, where narratives are interrupted at random by Frank Barney who just goes, “they done tolt me not to eat that fish, but you can’t fuck it”

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      I am going to use that line the next time some group is hassling me to buy their cookies or sign a petition in front of the grocery store.

    • R C Dean on March 20, 2017 at 10:52 am

      I was expecting a “Millenium hand and shrimp”.

  9. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a 38mm double pumper until yesterday. America gets greater every fucking day.

    Is there nothing our Secret Nazi President cannot do?

    • DOOMco on March 19, 2017 at 4:31 pm

      weber 45’s

  10. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Bus motor as in VW bus?

    Si. Type 4.

    Hopefully the new carb will lively it up until I can engineer a real [water-cooled] motor into it. It runs out of breath with the progressive on it.

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 4:41 pm

      Cool. Sounds like a fun project. I drove a bus, and later a camper van for awhile. Great engines to work on. I think the last one had an 1800 CC engine. I bet the 2000 will bark the tires on that little thing.

    • R C Dean on March 20, 2017 at 11:06 am

      It runs out of breath with the progressive on it.

      As do we all.

  11. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    whats the most popular? Like a 1990s subaru engine?

    Aside from the vaunted Small block chevy, the WRX turbo motors are quite popular. People are also swapping VW/Audi in line 4 turbo motors with the transaxle. I don’t know what they do for driveshafts.

  12. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    Weber 45s

    I was kind of looking at doing a 40idf downdraft install, but this one should “just” bolt on my existing manifold. New throttle cable mount, and done.

  13. Ken Shultz on March 19, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I like the part with the “titties”!

  14. Warty on March 19, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    More Yanet plz.

  15. Mad Scientist on March 19, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    I didn’t realize there were so many gear head glibertarians. Since that’s the case, I’d like to announce that as soon as I’m done with my lunch, I’m headed over to my shop to modify a Miata transmission to fit into an RX-7. Suck it, fragile 3rd gear synchros! You’re outta here!

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      Whoa there. That is way out of my league. I am a parts changer. I have only ever seen the outside of a transmission.

      • Mad Scientist on March 19, 2017 at 5:05 pm

        The insides are fascinating! Pick up a cheap one from a junk yard some time and take it apart. It’s much less mysterious when you can see how all the pieces work together.

        • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 5:26 pm

          Changing throw out bearings, and clutch plates is as close as I have come to that.

          • DenverJ on March 19, 2017 at 6:13 pm

            So, a Kawasaki mule that is used to plow snow on sidewalks and other light duty had a problem with the differential. But exactly a transmission, but gears and mystery and stuff.
            Tore it open and it just made sense. Cost me like a hundred to fix myself, whereas Sun Sports (calling you out by name you hacks) would have charged more than that just to pick up and deliver. Probably would have ended up $600 plus and had it for two months.
            Trannies are just a more complicated version.

          • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 6:37 pm

            I am sure they are. I have never had the need to get into one. Glad you sorted that out. I try to fix most things myself. My next vehicle will be 70’s/80’s vintage. Enough of this electronic malarkey. I am going full Luddite short of a horse and buggy.

            Doom said Wynkoop in a week. If the snow storms evade us I should be able to come over. I need to get some plywood. The only marine plywood dealer in the state is in Denver as far as I know.

          • sloopyinca on March 19, 2017 at 6:38 pm

            Trannies are just a more complicated version

            Just what we need around here. More transphobia.

          • Heroic Mulatto on March 19, 2017 at 6:41 pm

            It ain’t no tricc to licc a thicc chicc with a dicc.

          • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 6:42 pm

            “Is that a shifter under your skirt or are you just glad to see me?”

          • sloopyinca on March 19, 2017 at 6:50 pm

            What drives me crazy are the CVTs out there. These trannies need to make a decision and stick with it.

      • DEG on March 19, 2017 at 5:07 pm

        I looked inside a transmission once.

        The shifter on the manual transmission on my first car wouldn’t actually shift, it just moved freely. Oops. This isn’t right. My dad helped me with it. We opened up the transmission, and found the remains of a pin that held some of the internals together. My dad went through a junk pile in his workshop and made a new pin. He put the linkage back together and then helped me reassemble my car.

        One thing I learned with my first few cars, sometimes with my dad helping me and sometimes with me working on my own, was that I hate working on cars. I’ll pay someone to do it. Despite my hating working on cars, I really like cars.

        • trshmnstr on March 19, 2017 at 5:45 pm

          I found that I like working on cars much more when I have the right tools.

          *flashes back to learning how to change the oil with my dad, complete with burns from touching the hot lamp with my forearm, 30 minutes wasted finding the proper socket, crippling claustrophobia because the jack wouldn’t go very high, and a paper funnel because we had a small pan and no real funnel*

          • Mad Scientist on March 19, 2017 at 5:55 pm

            Having the right tools make a lot of jobs so much easier. Simple things like an air compressor and an impact gun are something you’ll wonder how you lived without once you have them.

          • DenverJ on March 19, 2017 at 6:27 pm

            When you have that little tool to pull out the plastic plus that hold body panels in, you can do without breaking those stupid little things. Probably pays for itself the first time you mess with a door window or lock.
            (Yoda voice) A million examples of having the proper tool being useful DenverJ could give.

          • DEG on March 19, 2017 at 6:00 pm

            Having a lift and a pit make certain jobs much easier than jackstands and/or ramps.

          • Mad Scientist on March 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

            Big plus one on the lift. I can’t stand sliding around under the car on a creeper any longer.

  16. DEG on March 19, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    I’ve been thinking about Becky turning away in the second to last panel. Is she turned to the “Dark Side”? We could use more women over here.

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 5:15 pm

      Maybe Becky will become the one common sense voice on shows like the only sane person in this.

      (I posted this yesterday and messed it up and edit fairy had to fix it) TW The View

      • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 6:05 pm

        This is the video I was trying to link to.

        Not sure what happened there.

        • DEG on March 19, 2017 at 6:29 pm

          Despite the only sane person in that clip, I feel dumber having watched what I watched of that clip.

          • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 6:39 pm

            It is brutal is it not? Fuck me. Those women make money doing that. No wonder the country is in the shitter.

          • DEG on March 19, 2017 at 7:00 pm

            I was reminded of something. The budget guy said that the spending cuts are compassionate because they don’t take from poor people.

            A while back during my first stint on facebook, there was outrage over some Republican proposal to cut spending. I don’t remember the details of the spending cut. A woman who was in my friends network during that first stint posted a rant calling the Republicans sadists because they wanted the people who would receive that money to suffer. I remember reading it, and thinking (sorry, I might trigger Mainer here), “What about the people paying the taxes to fund these programs?” I didn’t wade in to the “discussion”. Lots of people responded congratulating this woman on a “well-thought out” piece. Soon after I ended my first stint on facebook.

  17. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    Goddammit. I watched Doomco’s video link and now I have to go down the rabbit hole and find out what kind of cylinder head they put on that Mini to get the intake ports on the front of the motor.

  18. egould310 on March 19, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    Very good BP. But did Sheryll Brown turn into Sheryll Hakim? Did I miss something? The sexy Mexi weathergirl was cool. And Trump is like super evil with swastikeyes.

    • BakedPenguin on March 19, 2017 at 8:22 pm

      Good catch, egould. I thought I’d changed it everywhere. I should’ve done a CTRL-F search.

  19. The Late P Brooks on March 19, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Good grief

  20. Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    DON’T ANY OF YOU WORK?

    • Banjos on March 19, 2017 at 5:53 pm

      Not since your mom stopped paying me

      • leonadasiv on March 19, 2017 at 6:12 pm

        Zing!

      • Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 6:24 pm

        Ooo…

        Lesbian action.

        Noyce.

      • Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 6:27 pm

        She has been getting a little cheap lately.

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 5:53 pm

      IT’S SUNDAY PHILISTINE!

    • Juvenile Bluster on March 19, 2017 at 5:55 pm

      Some of us do, Rufus. We can’t all live off of Canadian welfare payments like you, you know.

    • DEG on March 19, 2017 at 6:01 pm

      Yes, in fact, I’m doing a little work for my job in between commenting here and housework.

    • ZARDOZ on March 19, 2017 at 6:02 pm

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ZARDOZ’S WORK IS NEVER FINISHED.

    • Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 6:26 pm

      My reply was too racy?

      It got ates!

      • Banjos on March 19, 2017 at 6:31 pm

        Trapped in the spam filter, I set it free into the wild.

        • Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 6:42 pm

          Heh.

  21. Juvenile Bluster on March 19, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    We’re going to have to deal with Trump for 8 years, part ∞ (there should be an infinity symbol there if it worked)

    Neil Gorsuch will step under a grueling national spotlight Monday as his Supreme Court confirmation hearings begin. And so will the Democrats who must vote on whether to confirm him.

    Liberal groups have pushed for Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s caucus to take a harder line against Gorsuch, publicly airing their disappointment with Democrats for letting the affable Gorsuch largely breeze through the run-up to his hearings. That tension could ease if the Colorado-born appellate judge stumbles or flop-sweats this week in the hothouse of the Senate Judiciary Committee. But no matter how Gorsuch performs, activists are vowing that Democrats who don’t oppose the judge will face consequences.

    “This is Schumer’s first actual test of leadership,” one former veteran Senate Democratic aide said in an interview. “He has to understand that, as leader, he’ll be held accountable for every big fight, not just the ones that are easy to win.”

    • leonadasiv on March 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

      I’ll keep saying it, the Dems are being taken over by the activist wing of there party. You could say that to the same extent, this happened with bc the GOP and the tea party, but as it is, both of the bases have decided that working together is off limits.

      • leonadasiv on March 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

        Nttawwt

    • Ted S. on March 19, 2017 at 6:16 pm

      (there should be an infinity symbol there if it worked)

      I don’t see why Unicode posting shouldn’t work. 김치 ß Добрый вечер!

    • westernsloper on March 19, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      Democrats are enjoying a significant degree of party unity on health care and the investigation into President Donald Trump’s ties to Russia, as well as on the White House’s budget and travel ban order.

      *palm to forehead*

  22. Heroic Mulatto on March 19, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    Thicc.

  23. Ted S. on March 19, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    It’s too bad ESPN decided they’d rather show an empty stadium of women’s basketball than Roger Federer’s trophy presentation.

    (Then again, they’ve never cared for tennis; a few years back they let Tennis Channel handle the entire WTA Championships up until the finals, which ESPN didn’t show live, instead running a fantasy football show, and then chopped up the tennis match on tape delay because it ran long. Fuckers.)

    • Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 6:25 pm

      ESPN has a little NBA problem at the moment.

      • Ted S. on March 19, 2017 at 6:30 pm

        Explain further.

        (I know they don’t give a shit about hockey ever since they lost NHL rights. And their sports-ticker at the bottom of the screen is star-fucking of the worst order: for sports like tennis and soccer, they don’t give all the results, just the ones involving the big names.)

        • Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 6:39 pm

          There’s a trend among teams (well, among three specifically) where they sit out their star players even in prime time slots. This is causing concern with the league office. The NBA signed a huge deal with ESPN and stuff like this doesn’t help their cause.

          • Ted S. on March 19, 2017 at 6:48 pm

            Ah, that. Perhaps the regular seasons are too fucking long.

        • Rufus the Monocled on March 19, 2017 at 6:41 pm

          I don’t bother with ESPN where soccer is concerned. I have to admit ESPN jr. (TSN) as well as Sportsnet in Canada have a decent soccer pundit line up. They don’t usually make me want to throw a slipper at the TV.

          • Ted S. on March 19, 2017 at 6:47 pm

            I don’t bother with ESPN for soccer either, since they don’t have any of the big competitions. It’s just obvious to notice that the ticker only gives the results for two or three Spanish teams, one or two Bundesliga teams, a couple of EPL teams, and maybe an Italian team and PSG.

            In tennis, it’ll be things like, “XYZ Tournament Quarterfinals: S. Williams advances”. No mention of whom she beat, what the scoreline was, or who won the other three quarterfinals.

            Not that I watch much on ESPN at all anymore, however.

        • sloopyinca on March 19, 2017 at 6:44 pm

          He probably means that the NBA is pretty much their only revenue-generator until baseball starts.

          ESPN has gotten unwatchable.

          • Ted S. on March 19, 2017 at 6:51 pm

            I prefer to listen to sporting events when possible, anyhow. Westwood One actually had Mike Holmgren as a color commentator a couple of times this year when they had extra games to cover because of the London games or the playoff rounds. He was great, being knowledgeable, and more importantly, not obnoxiously loud.

  24. DOOMco on March 19, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Brooks, i think its a kad 7 port.

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