Listen, don’t get too close. The two year old is sick and has been clinging to me like a tiny, sick little ape. Luckily, this is not a gut-distress sickness. Poor guy. I like our doctor’s nurse’s advice to my wife on the phone. “Don’t worry unless you give him medicine and doesn’t perk up at least a little.” Clear, easy-to-follow and doesn’t depend on trying to get a two-year old to hold still for a thermometer that isn’t that accurate.

Is there anyone who doesn’t have to resign? There’s the ESPN President stepping down over drug addiction — which in retrospect makes total sense. And I’m guessing young kids and/or actual rape given how fast Kozinsci pulled the eject handle. I like how this attack on Teflon Don and the Hair has done more to discourage sexual harassment and punish harassment than anything since the personal audio recorder.

Is something really homeopathic if it contains enough of a dose to injure or kill you? I’d think there’s a fraud complaint waiting to happen.

Germans make strong bid for Central Asian, Welsh sex tourists. Meanwhile, in other sexual news

And based on that last link, I must torture you, today.