ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS THE BRUTAL HOLIDAYS ARE EITHER (((UNDERWAY))) OR APPROACHING, ZARDOZ WILL CONTINUE TO LIFT HIS CHOSEN ONES FROM BRUTALITY. ZARDOZ GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE LINK! HOWEVER, BEFORE THE LINKS…ZARDOZ WOULD PROMOTE AN ALTERNATIVE BRUTAL HOLIDAY FIGURE.

ZARDOZ APPROVES!

THE CHOSEN ONES SHOULD ELEVATE THIS “KRAMPUS” IN THEIR OBSERVANCES. ANY BEING THAT WILL HELP GATHER GRAIN SLAVES FOR THE VORTEX IS OK IN ZARDOZ’S BOOK.

NOW, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

  • THE BRUTAL CITY OF CHICAGO’S LAW DEPARTMENT SAYS “MERRY CHRISTMAS” TO FAMILY OF MAN THEIR BRUTAL ENFORCERS KILLED.
  • FOOLISH BRUTALS! YOU CANNOT TAKE BACK THE GIFT OF THE GUN.
  • ZARDOZ WOULD SMDH, IF IT WERE NOT A RISK OF SPILLING THE VORTEX’S GRAIN.
  • FORMER COOKING BRUTAL SOON LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BE REDUCED TO BEGGING TO MAKE BREAD FOR THE ETERNALS. ZARDOZ IS PLEASED TO HAVE ANOTHER SERVANT!

    WELCOME MARIO!

*Swiss Servator enters, bowing and scraping and hailing ZARDOZ*

“Mighty ZARDOZ, one of your Chosen Ones has requested a re-post of this link“:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3T2WNBQ

*scurries out bowing and scraping all the way*