UCL midweek games!  I caught a little bit of the first half of the Liverpool blowout. And then I saw the final score. WTF?  Not a good draw there. Not when Spartak and Maribor also drew.  Man City won. Naples won. Leipzig added to Monaco’s woes. Real won and Spurs won. There were a couple more ties, but nobody worth mentioning.

Just a few games on the ice last night, literally. The Canucks grounded the Flyers. The Blues  tore the Oilers a new a-hole. And the North Stars whipped Les Canadiens.

The CFP poll looked exactly like what we all thought it would. The Atlanta Braves got turned into a farm team for the next 5 years or so by MLB. Holy shit, did they drop the hammer on them. Gabby Douglas is the latest athlete to accuse former USA gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar of sexual abuse. I think we’ve hit 100 on the number of accusers for that creep. And we are just barely three days out from The Game, where my hatred will finally consume me. Fuck ❌ichigan. ⭕️????⭕️

Good boy!

Did you get all that? Well, those of you that haven’t already searched the page for…the links!

Looks like the Mandalay Bay shooting is turning into a jobs program for lawyers. They’re all filing in Los Angeles which, to the best of my knowledge, is hundreds of miles away from the incident.  I hope, at a minimum, that the judges toss the suits and tell the plaintiff’s attorneys to haul their asses to Vegas and file.  But I would be willing to bet a few retarded, gun-grabbing judges will let the cases go forward in the wrong venue just because it’ll give them a chance to grandstand. I’m also shocked nobody has started suing gun manufacturers for it.

Also, what the fuck is going on with that investigation of an older man with no history of violence, no signs of being mentally unstable, who was independently wealthy, moved a lot, maintained few relationships, was never seen at shooting ranges, was never questioned about staying in his room by the hotel that comped his stay, whose computer hard drive went missing after the shooting, whose house was broken into while under control of the FBI and whose winnings were a statistical anomaly for online poker players?  The police and feds haven’t had much to say about that lately. Gee, I wonder why.

These Kennedys aren’t dead. Just drunk.

Hey look: A pair of Kennedys doing what Kennedys do. No, they weren’t spit-roasting a Hollywood star. They were just drunk as shit and raising hell. Thankfully neither of them could find their car keys.

Former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter the latest to be accused of sexual assault.  If her story is true and she told her lawyer, who told her he was too powerful to go after, then that asshole needs to suffer along with her alleged assailant.

On the “preemptive leave of absence” front, the head of Disney/Pixar will be taking time off due to “missteps”.  I swear, these guys are like walking, talking STEVE SMITHs. Perhaps they should start putting out their statement in all-caps.

The jury in the Kate Steinle murder case began deliberations yesterday in San Francisco. I wonder if a not guilty verdict will result in those wacky alt-right “fascists” rioting.  lol, jk. They’ll all be at work.

Hey where the white women at?

Zimbabwe getting ready to swear in new president. I’ll bet you six trillion Zimbabwean dollars right now that he is little better than the guy he served under happily for quite some time until Mugabe’s wife wanted his job.  No word on whether or not white people will be considered for owning land again, as the most racist country in the world continues to circle the drain.

Hey kid, nice shot. (Its a good story, trust me!)

That’s gonna be one hell of a show-n-tell next week.

Think Progress is really concerned with who leaked there Conyers story. A lot more concerned with the leaker than with the substance of the story itself, which is resigned to a place much farther down their site and which also has no mention of Conyers himself but speaks of the “culture” in Congress.  When you don’t like the message, even if its true, try to kill the messenger. Scumbags. (oh, trigger warning: Think Progress!

Here’s today’s song. Ch-check it out. I think you’ll enjoy it.

Go enjoy that last little bit of work before feast day.