The Continuing Awesome Adventures of Secret Nazi President!!11!1!

28 Comments

1. Swiss Servator on April 9, 2017 at 6:36 pm

   Get some strange? OK!!!!!

2. RBS on April 9, 2017 at 6:36 pm

   Oustanding!

   • Old Man With Candy on April 9, 2017 at 6:39 pm

     ^That.

3. Ted S. on April 9, 2017 at 6:37 pm

   For some reason I’m reminded of the movie Jumping Jack Flash, where the folks at Whoopi Goldberg’s place of work can get Soviet TV on one of the Sperry computer monitors.

4. The Late P Brooks on April 9, 2017 at 6:40 pm

   If I buy a used computer from a Russian hacker, what are the odds it will have Hillary Clinton’s porn browsing history on it? Also- SNOT humanoid female is solid HELL, NO!

   • RBS on April 9, 2017 at 6:43 pm

     Bess, coming soon to a Thicc Thursday near you.

   • BakedPenguin on April 9, 2017 at 8:41 pm

     Even if a blue-haired SJW otherwise looked like Pam Anderson in her prime, wouldja? The fear of rape allegations despite consensual because [reasons] would probably scare me away.

     Then again, I’m a man. So…

5. DEG on April 9, 2017 at 6:55 pm

   Bess changed her name part way through her introduction? Wow, she’s breaking new boundaries in trans-whatever-the-fuck-that-is-ism.

   • Hyperion on April 9, 2017 at 7:02 pm

     I thought it must be Triggly Poof. Ah, well, all those SJWs look alike.

   • BakedPenguin on April 9, 2017 at 8:30 pm

     Dammit, I typed the punchline and not the set up on that one.

   • Gilmore on April 9, 2017 at 9:12 pm

     Bess changed her name

     I am blind, and my text-to-voice reader pronounced them exactly the same

     • BakedPenguin on April 9, 2017 at 10:31 pm

       ^ he gets it.

     • Jimbo on April 9, 2017 at 10:56 pm

       I’m blind too, after SEEING Bess.

   • Jimbo on April 9, 2017 at 10:59 pm

     She started as a sturgeon, but is now a whale.

6. Pomp on April 9, 2017 at 6:58 pm

   Tasteful use of the black and white cookie guys

7. DEG on April 9, 2017 at 6:59 pm

   “Secret Nazi Russians”?

   English Russia used to have a selection of pictures from the Second World War which showed life under Nazi occupation. The ones I saw didn’t look staged. They could have been, but didn’t. Folks were cooperating with the Germans in rounding up Jews, re-opening businesses that the Soviets stole, and worshiping openly. I don’t know if there were any ethnic Russians in the pictures.

8. Hyperion on April 9, 2017 at 7:00 pm

   *approves*

9. westernsloper on April 9, 2017 at 7:04 pm

   Hi Bess!

   Aaagghh!!!!! What the holy hell is going on here? Where is Anita Bonita? BP is messing with us.

   • BakedPenguin on April 9, 2017 at 8:37 pm

     I do apologize for the lack of ethnic hotties in this one. That’s on me, and me alone.

10. Gustave Lytton on April 9, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    I confess. I keep coming back to Secret Nazi President hoping that this will be the day Becky Hurt exposes all of her media secrets.

    • one true athena on April 9, 2017 at 11:08 pm

      You gotta wait for the Wikileaks episode!

11. SIV on April 9, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    Brilliant, BP

    • BakedPenguin on April 9, 2017 at 10:15 pm

      Thanks, I appreciate it.

12. Fatty Bolger on April 9, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    Love these.

    • BakedPenguin on April 9, 2017 at 10:27 pm

      Thanks.

13. The Elite Elite on April 9, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    I don’t know if it’s fun or sad that this is probably pretty close to how the legacy media actually operates. Keep pumping these out, BP. You do awesome work.

    • BakedPenguin on April 9, 2017 at 11:31 pm

      Again, appreciated. I hate to clog up the board with my replies, but if it weren’t for the responses, I’d probably do something else.

      (Note: this does NOT mean I think I’m above criticism; especially for some of my earlier ones.)

14. straffinrun on April 10, 2017 at 2:53 am

    These are growing on me.